“Hey, Doug! We need to get jobs as visa inspectors, eh?”

From the Great White North, proof of Reagan’s Economic Dictum:

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.

I think we can assume from this bit that a certain Canadian, ah, industry, is still moving. To say the least.

5 Responses to ““Hey, Doug! We need to get jobs as visa inspectors, eh?””

  1. Robert Says:

    “IMMIGRATION OFFICERS are having to pore through naked pictures of hundreds of exotic dancers to keep impostors out of Canada. Foreign strippers planning to table dance in clubs here must now provide photos of themselves with no clothes on to qualify for a visa for Canada, immigration officials say.”
    No further comment needed. (it’s just too damn easy)

  2. rick Says:

    I want a new job

  3. Scott P Says:

    Take it off, you hosers!

  4. rosignol Says:

    Are they hiring?

  5. Doug Says:

    $5,000/week to strip? Too bad the local economy won’t see any of that because exotic entertainers don’t pay taxes. Sort of like Enron not paying any taxes for the past ten years. Something Reagan would have approved of.

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